i want to smush zoey deschanel's face in like...
blackamazon: karnythia: so-treu: WE GET IT YOU’RE TWEE AND PRECIOUS YOU ORDER TOMATO SOUP ON RAINY DAYS AND DANCE TO MUSIC FROM THE 50S WE FUCKING GET IT I mean it wouldn’t hurt her. Y’all know she’s Mr. Bill’s cousin with a better clay surface.
Man I knew there was a reason I liked the Clippers...
I live vicariously: To all the chubby guys out... →
msstormageddonrulerofall: I understand low self-esteem. I used to have horribly low self-esteem, now it’s just low. I know it’s hard to believe a girl when she says you’re good looking, especially if you think you aren’t. But please, PLEASE, take the compliment. You will be able to tell who is being a patronizing bitch and…
samanthamcgee: I will beat a bitch who goes after my guy. Only time I ever get jealous. Fuck that nigga
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